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I had a strange wonderful experience, I was completely alone in the room! I state that prevented delivery, but only if I love him speleotrash seen from caving. Concepts and images on caves and caving on the wrong unfortunately remain firmly planted in soggy gray matter of the spectators not caving (eg: Descent or The Cavern), leaving deep damage that we struggle to recover. In the dining room, I focused on the movie and I've pinned a lot of things. From the very first scene you do not understand why they go there, filled with stunning images using the non-sense. Total absence of an exploratory real purpose - there is only the relationship with an employer billionaire (!) - are certain geographies of Void! Most players do not seem to have nothing else to do in their lives. The terms and Caving Speleologist are repeated frequently to give credibility to the dialogues, in vain. The dialogues have almost nothing to do with a real caving expedition. The main character is now defined as a Speleo / Nazi exalted. The rock is called useless. There are lights everywhere, deprivation of the essence of the dark. Equipment everywhere, including the graceful gazebo. Epic-heroic climbing the most boorish. Total lack of teamwork, emerge only individualism. Leader. Stupidly hyper, the protagonists have fiber optic telephone line but not a backup! ... Male and macho, all the men wearing only a sleeveless wetsuit. Female roles deliberately kept in the background, women and inexperienced bungler. Using subliminal sounds. "Because the caves? Below is like a church, I can make sense of everything," everything is reduced to a litany. All roles that represent characters caving, are determined to get to the bottom, where? toward its end - bloody and lifeless. I must admit that the backstage was cleverly transformed into realistic images. The environment, even if completely ruined by the lights, it is sufficiently credible. Of course with the money they spent if they had inserted a few frames of diving in caves real ... there are great looking! A huge expensive useless waste of energy, a landfill of clichés and horror, yet another missed opportunity. We hope

Herzog ...

markuz (Marco Bonomo)